Sister: "You didn't give me any tea!"
Self: "I put it right in front of you and said 'oh, I spilled your tea'!"
Sister: "I can't do more than one thing at once sometimes..."
Self & Mom: "*sometimes*?!"
Sister: "Hey! I'll have you know that I drive, put makeup on, go on Facebook, and sing all at the same time."
Self: "Jess, that's not called multitasking; that's called dangerous... and illegal."